Cake – A Parody Song To The Tune of Vogue

Hello everyone. Todays parody song is a tribute to my fabulous friend and linky co-host Agent Spitback. Anyone who knows Agent Spitback will have come to realise she has a bit of an addiction. Not blogging ( if that’s an addiction, were all addicts) no dear readers, my beloved friend is addicted to cake. What a fabulous thing to be addicted to, so much choice and guaranteed to make you happy even on the worst of days.

As for the the tune, this one was really easy again. The joint queen of Linkies deserved nothing less than the best, so that means the queen of pop Madonna.

Cake - A Parody Song To The Tune of Vogue

Cake

Take a slice
Take a slice
(whispered) Cake, Cake, Cake
(whispered) Cake, cake, cake

Look around, everywhere you go there’s health food
It’s everywhere that you go (look around)
You try everything you can to enjoy
But it tastes rubbish you know ( it’s crap you know)

When all else fails you and you long to taste
Something better than you ate today
I know a place where you can get away
Its called the cake shop, and that’s where we stop, so

Come on, cake
Let your taste buds savour the sweetness, hey, hey, hey
Come on, cake
Let your molars go with the flow
You know you deserve it

Make a cake, Pintrest for  imagination
Your kids will love you once more (love you once more)
Instagam for your finest inspiration
Their pics will open the door (open up the door)

It makes no difference if its ice or plain
If it has nuts or some fruit
It’s the taste that makes it, it will give you new life
You’re a baking star, yes that’s what you are (you know it)

Come on, cake
Let your taste buds savour the sweetness, hey, hey, hey
Come on, cake
Let your molars go with the flow
You know you deserve it

Taste is where you bake it
Now the low-fat health foods fake it
Cream cheese frosting’s wonderful
Makes my tum feel so beautiful
Magical, makes me full
So get off down the cake shop

Come on, cake
Let your taste buds savour the sweetness, hey, hey, hey
Come on, cake
Let your molars go with the flow
You know you deserve it

Cake
Taste is where you bake it (savour the sweetness)
Cake
Taste is where you bake it (savour the sweetness)

Chocolate, carrot, and cream tea
Walnut, coffee, come to me
Cupcakes ready for a queen
Got the idea from a magazine

Choc chip, muffins, cream
Cakes so tasty, like a dream
Sweet, cold, arctic roll
Lemon drizzle, takes its toll

I am hungry, got no grace
Stuff them quickly in my face
Cherry, apple, cheesecake too
All the sweet things we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Cake can help improve your mood
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Eat some cake, there’s nothing to it

Cake, cake

Cake, cake

Ohh, you’ve got to, let your taste buds savour the flavour
Ohh, you’ve got to just let your molars go with the flow

Ohh, you’ve got to just

Cake!!

So there it is, my tribute to one of the best foods in the world. If you have a topic you think would work well as a tribute song, or a favourite song you would like me to use, please let me know and I will dedicate the song I write to you.

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*Possibly not true

42 Comments

  1. Elanor

    February 23, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    Haha, this is fantastic! I love a good parody tune! πŸ™‚

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 23, 2016 at 8:40 pm

      I enjoy writing them, this one was especially fun, listing all my fav cakes xx

  2. BecomeMum

    February 23, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    mmmmm cake. might have to go and get me a piece of my fav carrot cake…
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 23, 2016 at 10:56 pm

      Oh, I have a cake less house at the moment. It is a sad house

  3. Rhyming with wine

    February 24, 2016 at 7:07 am

    I am in cake heaven! Loved it!

    “I am hungry, got no grace
    Stuff them quickly in my face” is the soundtrack to my life… :0)

    Brilliant as always.
    Dawn xx
    #bestandworst
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 9:56 am

      The only way to eat cake properly πŸ˜‰ (before the little people see them)

      1. Rhyming with wine

        February 29, 2016 at 8:23 am

        Absolutely. Cakes are exclusively for Mummies!!

        Just popping back for a repeat #earworm via #fartglitter.

        xx

  4. Michelle

    February 24, 2016 at 6:50 am

    Cake and chocolate are my major vices. Not eve a vice jut habit after 2 kids. I’m a fan and writer of rhyming blogs so anything like this I always enjoy X

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 9:55 am

      Im gladyou enjoyed it. I have only recently started doing these parodys but I really enjoy the word play x

  5. Natalie @KidGearUK

    February 24, 2016 at 9:57 am

    Haha! This made me giggle, a fab parody song and who doesn’t love a bit (ok, a huge slab!) of cake!

    #BloggerClubUK
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 10:04 am

      Cake is gods gift to mothers, along with wine xx

  6. Louise (Little Hearts, Big Love)

    February 24, 2016 at 10:41 am

    I love this – have been singing it along in my head and all those different types of cake have made me feel hungry. Think a trip to the bakery might need to happen later on today…! #BloggerClubUK
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 12:17 pm

      Yes, I should have put a warning at the begining, this song will make you hungry xx

  7. Agent Spitback

    February 24, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Low fat Health Food Fake it—GENIUS! Thank you…thank you…thank you…This is so me! Loved it! Now I feel hungry and want to eat cake.
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 12:22 pm

      Go have a slice my dragon friend xx

  8. Sarah - Craft Invaders

    February 24, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Oh I love this – and it bought so many memories back of my ‘Vogue’ days – its been a while since I’ve sung that! I’d love a song for me so will start trying to think of ideas x
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      Oh, maybe I could do a craft inspired one for you xx

  9. Sassy

    February 24, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    I can’t help but love every parody that you do! I always come away with a smile! I don’t know where you get your words of lyrical genius from but it’s great πŸ™‚ I LOVE cake!! #BloggerClubUK
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      Cake is a gift from the gods, the best food in the world (after chocolate)xx

  10. Sarah Howe (@RunJumpScrap)

    February 24, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    You are so good at these! I love a bit of cake (even the dietitian :-)) My daughter tends to nick most of it though! Thanks for sharing with #bestandworst x
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 24, 2016 at 9:24 pm

      Thats why you have to stuff it in your face quick, to stop the kids eating it πŸ˜‰

  11. Mess and Merlot

    February 24, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    Gaaaaaahhhhhh – now I need cake, and to make matters worse I’m watching Sports Relief Great British Bake Off! I don’t have cake, but I do have some chocolate chip cookie dough in the freezer. Desperate times…

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 28, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      I have no cake in the house either, this is not an acceptable state of affairs…… Xx

  12. Talya

    February 25, 2016 at 9:38 am

    BAHAHA literally want to wet myself at the hilarity of this!! Thanks so much for making the smile in a tummy bug infested house & for linking up to #coolmumclub lovely! x
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 25, 2016 at 10:12 am

      Ohh that doesn’t sound very good, I can’t imagine there is much cake eating going on with you at the moment xx

  13. wendy

    February 25, 2016 at 8:42 am

    These posts always make my morning and the songs always get stuck in my head. This one is brilliant and I really want cake for breakfast now..xx #coolmumclub

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 25, 2016 at 10:38 am

      Cake for breakfast sounds perfect xx

  14. WhingeWhingeWine

    February 25, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    I miss cake… Maybe the next one could be about the joys of spinach.

    No?

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 25, 2016 at 11:17 pm

      Hmmm…….im not sure I could manage a whole song about spinach. Its green and doesnt contain as much iron as they once thought cus someone put a decimal point in the wrong place…..

  15. Silly Mummy

    February 25, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Haha – I love it! & I would like it to be known that I cake quite a lot! #coolmumclub
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 25, 2016 at 11:22 pm

      I bet you throw some really awesome cake moves xx

  16. Mama, My Kid Doesn't Poop Rainbows

    February 29, 2016 at 8:25 am

    haha- I have the same addiction and shall be adopting this as my theme song πŸ˜‰

    #fartglitter
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 29, 2016 at 9:21 am

      Its not a bad addiction to have, and the song is great because you can still throw in some Madonna Vogue moves while singing it xx

  17. Becky, Cuddle Fairy

    February 29, 2016 at 10:12 am

    Love it. Definitely can’t have enough cake. I’m sure Agent Spitback has appreciated this fabulous tribute to her cake addition. lol Thanks so much for sharing with blogger club uk x
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 29, 2016 at 10:57 am

      I think there are quite a few mums who share Agent Spitbacks cake addiction (me for one) xx

  18. PinkPearBear

    February 29, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Oh you are GOOD at these!! I love them, they crack me up!! I think this is a subject matter close to all of our hearts! Thanks so much for linking it up to the leap day special #bigpinklink πŸ™‚
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 29, 2016 at 7:30 pm

      Cake and chocolate are my favourite things xx

  19. Anxious Mummy

    February 29, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    This is wonderful! I’m off to grab some leftover cake from hubby’s birthday! #bigpinklink

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      February 29, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Ohh Happy birthday Mr Anxious Mummy xx

  20. Nikki

    March 1, 2016 at 12:46 am

    Lol, I wasn’t hungry until I opened up your post. And now like a song that plays over and over in your head cake is running through my mind! I think I may have a weird addiction too! Now I have to listen to my stomach grumble in time to Madonna. My name is Nikki and I’m addicted to cake.

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      March 1, 2016 at 11:32 am

      There are worse things to be addicted to. Besides if you bust some moves while singing the cake song, you will burn off all those cake calloriesx

  21. Gemma Nuttall

    March 12, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Haha!! Brilliant!
    Saw this thanks to Louise at Little Hearts sharing on Facebook and it cracked me up!
    πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»
    “I do love a bit of cake!” – love little Britain.x

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