I Love Sausage Rolls – A Parody

Hello everyone. I’m a big fan of food, so obviously I love cooking programs. One of my current favourites is The Great British Bake Off, so  decided to write a parody  song to honour it. When I thought about it there was only one song I could possibly use.

I was lucky enough to see the legend that is Joan Jett play live several years ago when she supported Green Day. During that gig I heard my friend  sing some alternative lyrics to the chorus of the classic song I Love Rock and Roll. I have taken her lyrics and worked them into a full parody song (thanks Rie).

Two large sausage rolls

I Love Sausage Rolls – A parody to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll

I Saw him standing there by the vending machine
Buying the worst snacks that I’d ever seen
And then he spied my cakes
And trays of pastry bakes
And I could tell it wouldn’t be long till he ate my buns , yeah buns
And I could tell it wouldn’t be long till he ate my buns, yeah buns

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me
Ow!

I smiled, and I asked him what was his favourite bake
Whatever one you like, well that’s what I’ll make
Said take me to your home
Where we can cook some scones
And soon we were munching on, cinnamon rolls, yeah rolls
Soon we were munching on some cinamon rolls, yeah rolls

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

Said, apple pies are great
I love this baking date
And next he was making cakes and baking with me, yeah me
And he was mixing on and icing those chocolate buns, yeah with me

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

Sing it, I love sausage rolls
So put another batch in the oven, baby
I love sausage rolls
So come and spend some time and bake with me

I hope you like my ode to all things baked. If you can think of another topic I should tackle in verse please let mw know.

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26 Comments

  1. nightwisprav3n

    October 28, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    Oh man! I was really singing along to this one! I sometimes have a hard time remembering the tunes to some parody songs but this one was so easy for me. I love Rock and Roll is my favorite Joan Jett song by the way lol! #MixitUp

  2. debsrandomwritings

    October 28, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Hi Tracey, This ode may give Joan Jet’s version a run for its money! A love based on baking sounds like a love made to last.

    Thank you for linking up with #keepingitreal

    xx

  3. Cheryl TimeToCraft (@CherylInTheUK)

    October 25, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    I am never going to be able to hear that song without substituting sausage roll into the chorus. Very good. They do say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. #keepingitreal

  4. Natty Gal

    October 24, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Ha,ha, so funny and the pic of the actual sausage roll is making me hungry!

  5. Lucy At Home

    October 24, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Haha brilliant! I will be singing this every time I walk past a Gregg’s now! #blogcrush

  6. Fridgesays

    October 24, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    #thesatsesh I adore this!! very well written and I sang rather than read it (to the Mr’s disappointment lol – its my voice, not your words) because this is hilarious. I’m so glad you joined us, keep those parodies coming.

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      October 24, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      I have a few more lined up x

  7. mummyinatutu

    October 24, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    if its any help.. i love veggie ones haha!
    Thanks for linking to #ablogginggoodtime

  8. The Queen of Collage

    October 24, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Love the chorus but would prefer cakes to sausage rolls #thesatsesh

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      October 27, 2018 at 10:50 am

      Oh I have done a parody for cakes, to the tune of Madonnas Vogue

  9. Sigrid Chu

    October 24, 2018 at 1:38 am

    Hello Tracey,

    I also love sausage rolls! I used to live in Australia where there’s a lot of sausage rolls and ever since I moved to the US I haven’t had a sausage roll. I’m going to whip up a batch soon. Thank you for the inspiration!

    Best,
    Sigrid

  10. Mummy here and there

    October 23, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Reading this makes me want to eat a Greggs sausage roll, yum, X #mixitup

  11. Dynamic Dad

    October 22, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Very good! Little better than a sausage roll!

  12. viewfromthebeachchair

    October 22, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Dip them in a big batch of ranch….now you are singing my tune! #mixitup

  13. Michele Morin

    October 22, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    Kinda makes me hungry, too!

  14. endardoo

    October 22, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    The sausage roll: about time it got its own song!! #MixItUp

  15. Parent Bear

    October 22, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    OMG, I must have a sausage roll right now!!!

    Excuse me…!!!! 😂

  16. mackenzieglanville

    October 21, 2018 at 9:53 am

    Hello I am popping back over for a sausage roll, actually no I am popping back over to say thanks for linking up for #ABloggingGoodTime Happy Sunday xx

  17. mackenzieglanville

    October 21, 2018 at 9:33 am

    haha I love the original song, but this is brilliant! #thesatsesh

  18. Anonymous

    October 20, 2018 at 5:57 am

    Very Nice

  19. RaisieBay

    October 18, 2018 at 10:56 am

    This is just brilliant, I love it. I also love sausage rolls 😀
    BTW we sing ‘We built this city on sausage rolls’
    #blogginggoodtime

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      October 18, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      God gave sausage rolls to us, the list is endless

  20. Anonymous

    October 18, 2018 at 10:36 am

    I will never hear this song again without thinking of sausage rolls!! lol

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      October 18, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      My work here is done 😁

  21. Karen Dennis

    October 18, 2018 at 9:18 am

    Ha, I also enjoy the odd sausage roll, the ones from Gregg’s are my favourite #b?ogginggoodtime@_karendennis

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