Its Mine! (kids won’t share) A Parody Song To The Tune Of Take That’s Shine

Hello readers. I have been asking over the last few weeks if anyone had any particular requests for songs they would like me to rewrite and last week I got a reply. Natalie who writes Confessions Of A Crummy Mummy is partial to a little bit of a Take That and asked if I could work my magic on one of their songs.

Now I have to confess to not being a huge Take That fan. Not that I dislike them, but it’s not really the genre of music I prefer. However I have always liked their song Shine, and so I chose that one to have a lyric makeover. I hope Natalie likes the result.

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Its Mine!(when kids won’t share)

You, you want to play with my toys
But nothing here I wanna share
Now your trying to cry
I wont be changing my mind

I don’t know which one you want
But it’s now the one I want to keep
I won’t go playing along
You can just leave it out, out, out

All your anticipation, waste of time
When you can’t have a thing
You can’t have a thing, thing, thing

So come on, so come on, give it up
I don’t know what you’re waiting for
I won’t be sharing, don’t you wait hey, hey
So come on, you can’t have anything
It’s all mine, yes it’s all mine, it’s all mine

Stop (stop) trying to have toys yourself
Leave them all on the shelf
You know that I won’t change
So why can’t you go away

you only have to touch my toy prize
You might get a big surprise
Cus I will punch your nose
And you will want to cry, cry, cry

Oh, now I’m gonna push you, knock you down
You can’t have my toys
You can’t have my toys, toys, toys

So come on, so come on, give it up
I don’t know what you’re waiting for
I won’t be sharing, don’t you wait hey, hey
So come on, you can’t have anything
It’s all mine, yes it’s all mine, it’s all mine

Hey (hey) let me tell you (let me tell you)
You just can’t take them from me (you just can’t take them from me)

Hey, let me tell you (let me tell you)
You just can’t take them from me (you just can’t take them from me)

So come on,  give it up
I don’t know what you’re waiting for
I won’t be sharing, don’t you wait hey, hey
So come on, you can’t have anything
It’s all mine, yes it’s all mine, it’s all mine

Let me tell you (let me tell you)
You just can’t take them from me (you just can’t take them from me)

Hey, let me tell you (let me tell you)
You just can’t take them from me (you just can’t take them from me)

repeat till end

I imagine many of my blogging mummy friends will have had days where their little ones have been like this with their toys, my boys were often like this.

If there are any songs you would like me to rewrite, or any subjects you thing I should incorporate into a song please let me know.

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20 Comments

  1. Crummy Mummy

    March 1, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Brilliant brilliant brilliant! Absolutely love this! I can hear Mark Owen in every word!! BB is always like this with her toys…which is causing big problems with Little B…but it all sounds better thanks to your song!!
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  2. Fran Back With A Bump

    March 2, 2016 at 7:08 am

    Very funny!! And so true!

    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      March 2, 2016 at 7:10 am

      Thank you x

  3. Catie: An Imperfect Mum

    March 2, 2016 at 7:28 am

    Woo hoo! You are just brilliant. Best one yet and I LOVE Take That! I’ll be humming along all day now!

  4. lauranne

    March 2, 2016 at 10:37 am

    Ha ha brilliant!
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    1. taabrahams73@gmail.com

      March 2, 2016 at 2:00 pm

      Thank you my dear xx

  5. helen gandy

    March 2, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Oh haha, this is amazing. Your are so creative ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for linking up #bestandworst
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  6. MMT

    March 3, 2016 at 9:55 am

    Brilliant, I love a bit of Mark Owen…the quirky one who went a bit off the rails!
    You have quite a gift for these parodies Tracey!
    I’m putting in a request…please can you Parody-up Hounds of Love?!
    I’ll leave that one with you…
    Thanks for linking up to #coolmumclub
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  7. Laura

    March 5, 2016 at 7:01 am

    Love this! I even sang it to myself lol! Love the subject matter too – my son just will not share at the mo and it’s doing my head in. Thanks for…sharing ha ha #bestandworst

  8. Mudpie Fridays

    March 5, 2016 at 7:56 am

    Ha ha very good ๐Ÿ™‚ Monkey went through a stage between 18 months and probably only until very recently (he’s 3.5) of not sharing a thing. No matter how much I tried to encourage it. Thankfully he seems to have got over it by himself in the end but it made for some rather awkward conversations. Now when younger kids do it to him he can’t understand!! Lol. You are very talented writer. Thank you for joining us at #BloggerClubUK hope to see you again next week x
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  9. Something Crunchy Mummy

    March 9, 2016 at 11:05 am

    Haha this is brilliant!! I love that song so I was singing along reading it. #coolmumclub xx
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  10. kerry

    August 9, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Today has been one of these days for us!! #oldschoolposts

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      August 9, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      Oh dear. I remember it well. My two were aweful x

  11. Dad

    August 9, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Nice work! Made me chuckle #oldschoolposts
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    1. hooks_and_dragons

      August 9, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Happy to oblige ๐Ÿ˜

  12. Richie Sayers

    August 10, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    love it! Not a fan of take that but this was great. Thanks for linking up to #oldschoolposts

  13. Adam

    August 11, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Well done. brilliant and very true.

  14. Becky | Bringing up the Berneys

    August 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Oh my god that’s amazing! – My son and nephew have reached this age of not wanting to share! And this is literally a running commentary of what they’re like together haha! #oldschoolposts

    1. hooks_and_dragons

      August 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ my two were just the same

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