My Tent – An Ode To Camping

Hello everyone, ages ago I asked  people on Twitter if they had any ideas for parodies I could write. One of my oldest Twitter friends @tattooed_mummy suggested I wrote one about camping. I have to confess its taken ages for me to find the right song and get the lyrics just right but at last it’s done. So here, in honour of Tat Mum and all the campers out there, my latest parody.

Our Tent

Camping holidays are best.
Pack the car with all the stuff.
A week or two of living rough.
Under canvas people sleep.
Plastic plates’s for eating food,
thats cooked on a stove

Our tent, in the middle of a pitch
Our tent in the middle of a ….

Our tents a pop up dome.
We get it up quite quickly now,
but  its hard to get it down.
We’ve got all the best kit.
Solar lighing, fold up chairs and an air bed for the ground.

Our tent, in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, in the middle of a…
Our tent in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, in the middle of a…. (something tells us that we’ve got to get away from it)

Campings great for festivals.
Like the ones that Tat Mum does.
Every weekend if she could.
She likes wearing fancy dress.
Ballgowns worn for breakfast yeah.
It’s just her way.

Our tent, in the middle of a pitch
Our tent, in the middle of a…

Camping at camp Bestival.
Cus its her favourite festival
She would have such a very good time
Cus its gin time
Its her favourite time.
Her daughter likes the camping too.
Its a family thing to do.
Then we’d say nothing would come between them.
Two dreamers.

Camping holidays are best.
Pack the car with all the stuff.
A week or two of living rough.
Under canvas people sleep.
plastic plates’s for eating food,
thats cooked on a stove.

Our tent, in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, in the middle of a….

Our tent, is our castle and our keep.
Our tent, in the middle of a pitch.
Our tent, that is where were gonna sleep.
Our tent…

A view of a festival campsite. Lots of small tents and large white teepee tents

So there it is, another parody for you to enjoy. If there is a song or a subject you would lile me to tackle, please let me know.

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1 Comment

  1. RaisieBay

    August 13, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    oh my camping days are long over but this brings back many memories, great song too!

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