Oh Martyn – An Ode To Twitter Friends (in the style of Westlifes Mandy) 

Hello everyone, I have read several tweets, Facebook statuses and blog posts recently that have questioned the realness of online friends. This is a subject that interests me, to the point where I used it as a topic of a psychology study once upon a time. My own personal opinion is yes, online friends can definitely be as real as those we have in real life. I have some fabulous internet friends who I chat to, laugh with (laugh at) sympathise, empathise and generally act silly with.

Just yesterday I was conversing with some of those friends about my lack of blog posts recently, more so the parody song posts which everyone seems to enjoy. Further more I was set the challenge to write a parody post about one of them, the (almost) award-winning blogger Martyn Kitney.

So here it is, written about Martyn, but dedicated to all my amazing internet friends.

Martyn

 

I remember Twitter when.
Timeline was so bland but then,
came along a man.
A voice on my Twitter.
Tweeting in the night.
The thread goes into.
Morning and another tweet.
His gif selections hard to beat.
A friendly how are you.
His insults show he cares.
I never realized, how crazy he’s made me.

Oh Martyn well,
You blog about life, health and  schooling.
And the odd give away.

Oh, Martyn, please
Retweet me and heart all my replies.
Your my twitter best friend.
Oh, Martyn!

Now I never have a day,
When my grey thoughts aren’t chased away.
Caught up in a world of geeks and bloggers.
Your always watching me.
My own little stalker.

Oh Martyn well,
You blog about life, health and  schooling
and the odd give away.
Oh, Martyn, please
Retweet me and heart all my replies,
Your my twitter best friend
Oh, Martyn!

Yesterday my friend
I was quite lonely.
Now I know your there.
I’m never alone.

Oh Martyn,
You blog about life, health and  schooling
and the odd give away.
Oh, Martyn,
Retweet me and heart all my replies,
Your my twitter best friend.

Oh, Martyn, well
You blog about life, health and  schooling
and the odd give away.
Oh, Martyn, please
retweet me and heart all my replies.

Internet friends!!!!

Oh Martyn wont you listen to what I got to say.
oh Martyn, go on Twitter at least once a day.
Oh Martyn wont you listen to what I gotta say.
Your my twitter best friend,
Oh Martyn.

I hope you liked this one, I loved writing it.

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*Possibly not true

17 Comments

  1. mebecomingmum

    January 22, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Best. Post. Ever. Love it! Proper had me lol-big.

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 22, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      It is my best ever parody. I shall give up now, it will never be bettered 😂😂

  2. Lisa

    January 22, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it. What more is there to say? 😉 xxx

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 22, 2017 at 7:51 pm

      Thank you lovely lady 😗😗😗

  3. ourrachblogs

    January 23, 2017 at 9:05 am

    Brilliant! We love Martyn! #bigpinklink

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 23, 2017 at 9:06 am

      We really do. I hate to think how big his head might get 😂😂

  4. justsayingmum

    January 23, 2017 at 9:26 am

    retweet me and heart all my replies – brilliant!! Fit just perfectly! #BigPinkLink

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 23, 2017 at 9:50 am

      Not that im needy or anything……..😂😂
      Thank you my dear xx

  5. Lucy At Home

    January 23, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    Hehehe this is brilliant! Spot on. I love the line about hearting your replies. You just can’t beat a good parody post 😀 #BigPinkLink

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 23, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      All yes, everyone loves a good sprinkling of hearts on Twitter xx

  6. Hannah G, The 'Ordinary' Mum

    January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    This is simply brilliant, gave me a giggle just when I needed one! Thank you for sharing with #bigpinklink x

    1. Hooks and Dragons

      January 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm

      Always happy to make people giggle xx

  7. Lucy At Home

    June 5, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    This is a classic post and I’m so glad someone added it to the #blogcrush linky! Favourite line: “His gif selections hard to beat.” Feel free to pick up your “featured” blog badge and congratulations #blogcrush
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    1. hooks_and_dragons

      June 5, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      Thank you very much xxx

  8. Natalie Gardner

    September 27, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    This is brilliant! Made me giggle anyway! I’ve made lots of friends in the IBD community online and it’s been great to be able to talk to people who understand what I’m going through x

  9. Rich Sayers

    September 27, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    😂😂 superb. Martyns head will be even bigger after he saw this im sure 😂
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    1. hooks_and_dragons

      September 27, 2017 at 7:31 pm

      It did inflate the ego for a few weeks 😂😂

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